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I met yr mum: It's really sweet, I met yr mum, and she went and added me on Facebook. She's got a cute profile picture of her dog but you didn't tell me that she was racist. Boomers are not okay, sharing false articles twelve times a day. Boomers are radicalised, maybe the silent generation were right. Now I regret teaching them how to hold a mouse, 'cause they're doing dodgy deals on eBay. I think your dad's been messaging Chinesee girls, otherwise why's he downloaded Weibo? Jimmy next door posts incest porn. Old Mr Hughes likes GB News. Sheila from work, she is a TERF. Think we need to cut off their screentime. So when we asked them to buy PCs in '99, well we didn't know which way it will go. And sure it was kinda fine for a reasonable time, but now they've gone and opened Pandora's Windows. Misinformation sure gets around. This generation do their best to help, oh baby, Boomers are still alive, ironically with politics straight from the Third Reich. Boomers on Instagram, sending naked selfies of themselves in the bath. Boomers are too online, not sure I'm gonna fix their laptop next time.

We're all going to Abilene! We're all going, so happily! We're all going to Abilene! Everybody wants to go! We're all going to Abilene! A place we hold in high esteem! We're all going to Abilene! "I don't really want to go! I've agreed to go to Abilene, 'cause they all seem so happy keen They wanna go to Abilene, so I suppose I'll go" "I'm only going to Abilene, to placate my family There is nothing there I haven't seen but they all wanna go" We're all going to Abilene! Stopping just to fill up on gasoline. no left turns; take the mainstream. Everybody wants to go! "I don't wanna go to Abilene. I would rather ingest vaseline. But my mom and dad and husband are keen so I guess I have to go!" "I hate going to Abilene. It's the worst place I've ever been. Save me from this hell, I mean... sure, let's all go!" Here we are in this tragic scene, rolling down the road to Abilene 'cause we never bridged the gap between what we say and what we know, Communicational deficiency keeps us in a social prison, see? Nobody states their needs, which means, everybody has to go.

Otherwise intelligent person referring to an asterisk as "an Asterix", and Maybe they've not heard of the first one, and they think the small and quirky Gallic character is named directly after the punctuation. It's a reasonably theory, but then: Otherwise intelligent person referring to an obelisk as "an Obelix", and...

Scrolling by on the internet, is there anything I've not seen yet? I don't wanna see current trends; I wanna see animals be friends. I don't wanna see people's tits (unless they're birds). I don't wanna see politics. I don't wanna see such events; I wanna see animals be friends. I don't wanna see memes unless they're animal-friend memes. I don't wanna read words unless they're animal-friend-themed. I don't wanna read what you said. I don't want a Reel, Tweet or Thread. I don't wanna read arguments. I wanna see animals be friends. Non-human animals, that is. I don't want an advertisement. I don't wanna make purchases. I don't wanna see your content unless it's animals being friends. Preferably across species, being friends. With their cute little feeties, being friends.